GHOST

wrap some voodoo around a stick;

wave around now till then.

fart twice; repeat process till arresting,

or grow a brain and move along.

again, in small doses.

voodoo on a stick goes along ways

messing up an otherwise sane brain,

and  hedging one's bets.

do not try this in public; 

you'll look like a damned fool

and most likely end up imprisoned.

forget bail; no bail for damned fools. 

naysayers said: sky will fall.

and, as luck would  have it,

not one insurance provider 

provides coverage for sky falling.

this is just wrong on some many levels,

one knows not where one should begin.

out of all those insurance companies,

one would think at least one

having foresight, providing coverage

in event sky should suddenly fall.

premature thoughts

thinking before brain properly engaged

words partly formed

speaking gibberish, tongue tied.

wonderful world of alcohol.